Your home security alarm starts going off at 3:00 AM when the window breaks…?
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…you go to check it out and find a "turd burgler" peeking in. At the same time, your phone rings, "Hi, this is XYZ Home Security, is everything OK?" What do you say?
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say someone is stealing my shyt
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I say, "When am I going to wake up from this nightmare…"
help there is a turd burgler in the house
I say, "hold on" put the phone down and grab my 16G and blow the intruders brains out. I pick up the phone and say, "no, everythings not alright. Someone was just shot. Please send an ambulence"
Than I go back to bed
Cognitive loosening agents enable creativity and archetypal expression in all ways so it's probably best just to tell the truth.