Affordable home security?

mumson45 asked:

How to install an affordable home security system…

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 Work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door:

"Hey Bubba - Big Mike and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the Pit bulls. Better wait outside.
They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.
I locked all four of them in the house."

Question posted courtesy of: home security diy

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9 Responses to “Affordable home security?”

S Martypsnts on March 16th, 2008 at 11:02 am

what if the burglar has size fourteen shos? he may take them as compensation.
luck dragon on March 16th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

ha ha ha funny
khrissy on March 18th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

That was pretty cute and good idea by the way!
smila on March 22nd, 2008 at 8:27 am

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa, who's a clever girl today then, pmsl.
skybluecarp on March 24th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

careful smila, shes creeping up behind yer
BOO!
SUZANNE R on March 26th, 2008 at 9:37 am

Yep-that should do it !!xx
babygirgapeach on March 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

Hey, that was cute. But, don't forget to sleep with a big @#!! bat beside your bed just in case the BURGLAR IS wearing a size 14 boot too.!!!!
slk29406 on April 5th, 2008 at 11:26 am

cute, thanks!!
Bezza on April 8th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

Thats a good one and worth a try.